“Hey, buy me this thing”
“lol ok”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
“Here, I bought you the thing”
“I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS”
“just take it”
“I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH”
(Source: doritodick)
An 8-year-old’s homework. via
ATTENTION: i refreshed my dashboard and saw this. yahoo.com is already making changes. i cant believe this. how could daddy do this to us :/
The cake toppers for John’s “Princess Superhero” themed party
i vote yes
idk which one i have a bigger fetish for male trolls or male worgens.
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
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THIS FUCKING SHOW OMG
i saw you were upset so i brought you a snake. dinner is served
the deeper meanings of yung god’s caillou
the fanfiction has been improved to the highest possible quality
I NEVER KNEW THIS
I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”
WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME
SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE
are you serious british people
i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life
(Source: tigerfeel)
